1 00:00:02,089 --> 00:00:03,919 Putting together a mobile for drew 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,184 is such a good idea. 3 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:06,566 I'm glad I thought of it. 4 00:00:06,658 --> 00:00:10,488 Yeah. Especially since it was my idea. 5 00:00:10,575 --> 00:00:14,575 Oh, Mona... Always keeping score. 6 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:18,106 What's important is that it's a gift from the heart. 7 00:00:18,192 --> 00:00:20,932 But I'm pretty sure I thought of it. 8 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,151 Anyway when icame up with the idea, 9 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:24,940 I read that babies like contrasting colors, 10 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,025 like black, white and red, 11 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:29,514 so we could hang these shapes on the mobile. 12 00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:31,214 Ohh! 13 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:33,902 I kind of went a different, more personalized, better way. 14 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:39,998 I thought it might be fun to put pictures on blocks. 15 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:44,702 These are all photos of you! 16 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:47,533 That's real educational. 17 00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:49,012 Actually it is. 18 00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:50,832 You see how all my outfits are 19 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,920 perfectly color-coordinated? 20 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:54,489 You aren't born with great taste. 21 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:57,096 You have to learn it. 22 00:00:57,187 --> 00:00:59,057 In fact, why don't you keep that one? 23 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:01,146 I'll make drew another. 24 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:07,632 ♪ Through this journey of discovery ♪ 25 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:12,419 ♪ you're finding you, I'm finding me ♪ 26 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:15,767 ♪ now that I have someone special ♪ 27 00:01:15,858 --> 00:01:17,818 ♪ who brings out the joy ♪ 28 00:01:17,903 --> 00:01:19,083 ♪ brings out the joy ♪ 29 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:21,986 ♪ inside of me ♪ 30 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,352 ♪ we can become whatever we want ♪ 31 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:26,872 ♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪ 32 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:30,386 ♪ that's the way I feel it should be ♪ 33 00:01:30,481 --> 00:01:32,571 ♪ you and me ♪ 34 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:37,097 [Off-key] ♪ me ♪ 35 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:41,709 Hello hello! 36 00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:43,147 Dee Dee: Hi! Hi, girls. 37 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:44,633 Lima bean, we came by to invite you 38 00:01:44,713 --> 00:01:46,413 to the baby's christening next Sunday. 39 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:47,907 Here's an invitation, but you can't keep it. 40 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:49,153 We're running low. 41 00:01:50,849 --> 00:01:52,899 I got as far as "you are cordially." 42 00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:54,052 And I'd like the congregation 43 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:55,220 to meet you before the big day, 44 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:56,725 so come to church with us tomorrow. 45 00:01:56,812 --> 00:01:59,902 Oh, I don't know. It's been a while. 46 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:02,469 Then you can come and pray for forgiveness. 47 00:02:02,557 --> 00:02:04,467 Good point. 48 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:05,949 Now, all we have left to do is buy 49 00:02:06,038 --> 00:02:07,208 the christening gown, 50 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:08,001 pick the floral arrangements, 51 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:09,784 and hire a photographer. 52 00:02:09,868 --> 00:02:11,478 Would you stop spending money long enough 53 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:14,656 to select a godmother, please? 54 00:02:14,743 --> 00:02:15,983 You mean you haven't picked one yet? 55 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:18,085 No. We've chosen his godfather, 56 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:22,141 a good friend of your dad's with a stellar credit rating. 57 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:23,579 But we want his godmother 58 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:26,145 to be someone who will love drew unconditionally, 59 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:28,583 who'll really be a positive influence in his life. 60 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:31,060 Both: How about me? 61 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,681 Did you 2 plan that? 62 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:36,592 Well, um, this is a bit of a surprise. 63 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:38,128 I tell you what. Your father and I will 64 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,638 give it some serious thought. 65 00:02:39,724 --> 00:02:43,644 Kids like me. I don't mind getting dirty. 66 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:47,428 Kids like me, too. I buy them stuff. 67 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:49,035 Well, we should be going. 68 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:50,575 I have to pick up the mother-of-the-baby dress. 69 00:02:50,605 --> 00:02:53,295 I still say you don't need another dress. 70 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:55,910 I went through 6 hours of labor pains, 71 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:57,221 and you missed the birth. 72 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:58,657 To the shopping Plaza we go. 73 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:04,331 So what do the hip and holy wear to church 74 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:07,398 these days anyway? 75 00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:08,541 Spencer: It's casual. 76 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:10,103 Pretty much come as you are. 77 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,150 Just don't come like that. 78 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:13,795 I want to make a good impression. 79 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:15,979 I know I'm the best choice to be drew's godmother. 80 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:17,165 I don't want to be disqualified on 81 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,107 a fashion technicality. 82 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,770 Why do you want to do this anyway? 83 00:03:21,853 --> 00:03:23,223 I mean, if you're a godmother, that means you're gonna 84 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:24,376 to have to buy gifts. 85 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:26,025 And if you're a sister and a godmother, 86 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:27,338 he's gonna expect 2 gifts... 87 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:29,434 Every birthday for the rest of his life. 88 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:32,913 Don't even get me started on Christmas. 89 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:35,165 I think Mona would make a great godmama. 90 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:36,958 Thank you. 91 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:39,482 It's just a way for me to be even more connected to drew. 92 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:40,437 Too short? 93 00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:44,184 Yup. It's perfect. 94 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:45,357 Don't worry. I'll be 95 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:46,622 right by your side tomorrow. 96 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:47,794 You'll be fine. 97 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:48,919 You're going, too? 98 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:50,291 I'm a member of faithful central. 99 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,840 We have a really cool pastor. 100 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:53,357 Even when his wife passed last year, 101 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:54,500 he stayed positive 102 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:56,412 and inspired a lot of people. 103 00:03:56,497 --> 00:04:00,147 A widower? 104 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,550 Oh, that poor, lonely man of the cloth. 105 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:05,163 What a shame. 106 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,285 Is he good-lookin'? 107 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:07,506 He's tall, he's black... 108 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:10,155 Good enough. 109 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,510 Ma! 110 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:12,839 What? You have a boyfriend. Why shouldn't I? 111 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:14,861 And I do love a man in uniform. 112 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,390 It all began with mo Lewis. 113 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,433 He was a sailor with white pants so tight, 114 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:19,429 I could hardly... 115 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,700 Hey, hey, hey! 116 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:23,443 Why don't you come to church with us? 117 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:24,574 If you like what you see, 118 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:26,045 I'll introduce you. 119 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:26,955 I can't believe you're going to church just 120 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:28,089 to meet a man. 121 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:30,710 That is not the only reason. 122 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:35,142 I happen to be a deeply spiritual person. 123 00:04:35,231 --> 00:04:37,151 Who needs to buy a tasteful but tight dress 124 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:39,453 before the mall closes. 125 00:04:42,194 --> 00:04:43,464 Thank you for coming, baby. 126 00:04:43,544 --> 00:04:44,894 Well, lightning hasn't struck yet, 127 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:48,810 so so far so good. 128 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:49,767 Phyllis! 129 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:51,384 It's Sunday morning. 130 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:54,415 Shouldn't you be at home clipping cat food coupons? 131 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:56,081 Spencer invited me, and I'm going to 132 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:57,165 hold my tongue, 133 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:58,519 since I am in god's house. 134 00:04:58,602 --> 00:05:00,082 That's mature of you, Phyllis. 135 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:02,609 Yes, mature. That means old. 136 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:03,833 And you're rubenesque. 137 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:06,482 That means fat. 138 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:07,697 Come on, Mona. 139 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:08,935 I want to introduce you around before 140 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,090 the service starts. 141 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:11,009 Ok, but I don't want to draw attention. 142 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:12,793 I just want to blend in. 143 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:15,177 Oh, look, everyone! We have a visitor! 144 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:18,931 Ohh! Welcome! 145 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:20,971 That's him, isn't it? 146 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:22,496 Yeah, so what do you think? 147 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:25,543 I like him. Let's move. 148 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:26,939 Good morning, pastor Adams! 149 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:28,152 Good morning, Spence. 150 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,630 I brought a visitor today. 151 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,900 Phyllis Thorne, this is pastor David Adams. 152 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:33,423 Missphyllis Thorne. 153 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:34,767 Welcome to faithful central, 154 00:05:34,856 --> 00:05:36,156 sister Thorne. 155 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:37,598 Oh, please, call me Phyllis. 156 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:38,965 You know, Spencer has told me so much about you 157 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:40,250 and your church, 158 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,340 and so far I'm getting a really warm vibe. 159 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:44,340 Ahem! 160 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:45,561 Oh! Uh... 161 00:05:45,649 --> 00:05:46,869 Sister Thorne is a great cook. 162 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:48,775 She makes a mean barbecue chicken, 163 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:50,480 Greens and a cornbread dinner. 164 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:53,527 And her red velvet cake melts in your mouth, too. 165 00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:55,274 Oh, Spencer, quit going on and on about my 166 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,825 red velvet cake, 167 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:58,971 especially when I'm known for my banana pudding. 168 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:00,624 Mmm! 169 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,158 I could whip you up a little something sometime. 170 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:04,057 Oh, don't go through any trouble. 171 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:05,206 I couldn't help but overhear. 172 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:06,234 Do we have a visitor? 173 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:07,628 Why, yes, we do. 174 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:09,185 This is Phyllis Thorne. 175 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:11,681 Sister Thorne, this is Josephine baylor. 176 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:13,072 She's the eyes and ears of 177 00:06:13,155 --> 00:06:14,585 faithful central. 178 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:16,808 Well, let me show you around, tell you more 179 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:17,728 about our church. 180 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:18,862 Come on. 181 00:06:18,943 --> 00:06:19,943 Pastor, don't worry, 182 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:21,381 she's in good hands with me. 183 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:23,008 I'm just a humble servant doing the lord's will. 184 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:25,564 Come on, baby. Come on. 185 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:28,076 Now listen up, heathen. 186 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:29,320 I know what you're here to catch 187 00:06:29,345 --> 00:06:30,685 and it ain't the holy ghost. 188 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:32,221 Excuse me? 189 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:33,964 I've had my eye on you ever since you 190 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:35,045 strutted through the door 191 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:37,180 in that jezebel dress. 192 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:39,046 Pastor Adams is taken. 193 00:06:39,137 --> 00:06:40,877 Oh, are you and the pastor a couple? 194 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:43,655 No, but i'm wearin' him down. 195 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,121 And I spent too much money on church hair 196 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:46,623 and high heels to... 197 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:51,370 Oh, praise the lord, girl. Praise the lord. 198 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:53,154 To lose it all to some lonely interloper 199 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:55,168 tryin' to slither her way in here like the serpent 200 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:57,547 in the garden. 201 00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:58,854 So you're not datin'. 202 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:00,440 At least that's what I get between the amen 203 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:02,943 and the hallelujah chorus. 204 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:05,121 Which means pastor is fair game. 205 00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:07,097 It also means you better take 2 steps back before 206 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:09,912 I lose my religion. 207 00:07:09,994 --> 00:07:12,784 You know, they say Satan comes in all forms. 208 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:16,697 Even size 14. 209 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:18,204 I think I just joined the handbell choir 210 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:20,140 and signed up to teach vacation Bible school. 211 00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:22,492 Don't leave me alone again. 212 00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:24,972 Sorry. I was just trying to avoid Rufus. 213 00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:28,063 Oh! Here he comes. Damn! Ooh! Sorry, lord. 214 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:29,753 Don't make eye contact. 215 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,890 Mornin', sister Dee Dee! 216 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:33,153 Hey, Rufus! 217 00:07:33,235 --> 00:07:34,575 I didn't see ya. 218 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:36,191 You know i'm a Deacon now. 219 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:38,331 And every Deacon need a pretty little 220 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:41,074 wife by his side. 221 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:44,286 The Deacon and Dee Dee! 222 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:47,076 It has a nice ring to it, huh? 223 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:50,122 Yeah. I'll pray on that, Rufus. 224 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:52,248 Bye. 225 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:55,561 Why is god testing me? 226 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:58,739 Well, Josephine told me everything I need to know. 227 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:00,996 I am looking forward to being involved with you... 228 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:03,219 I mean, your church. The church. 229 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:06,438 Good! I'm sure we could use you here. 230 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:12,139 Use me up. Use... Me..Up. 231 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:15,889 Oh, baby's first pop-up Bible. 232 00:08:15,973 --> 00:08:17,113 Isn't this sweet, Charles? 233 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:19,932 It's a pre-christening gift for drew. 234 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:21,371 See, you pull the little tab, 235 00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:26,547 and baby Jesus pops up from the manger. 236 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:27,676 Dad, big Dee Dee, 237 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:28,678 I just wanted you to know 238 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:29,899 I bought drew the perfect 239 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:30,987 christening outfit 240 00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:32,205 from little angels. 241 00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:33,694 Ohh, I love that place. 242 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:36,434 It's the only store that sells baby Gucci. 243 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,036 Charles: Nice work, sweetheart. 244 00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:41,126 The fewer stores that woman gets to go into, the better. 245 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:47,136 Would you excuse us for a second? 246 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:49,352 You never mentioned anything about buying 247 00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:51,101 drew's christening outfit. 248 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,292 I don't have to tell you everything, 249 00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:55,104 miss pop-up baby Jesus. 250 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:56,096 What?! 251 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:57,057 It's obvious you're trying 252 00:08:57,145 --> 00:08:58,315 to score points 253 00:08:58,407 --> 00:08:59,967 so they'll pick you to be the godmother. 254 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:01,317 The only thing that's obvious 255 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:03,540 is that you're obviously doing the same thing. 256 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,410 Well, then I guess it's on. 257 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:06,421 May the best sister win. 258 00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:09,852 That's right. I will. 259 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:11,420 Ma, I'm gonna grab a seat next to dad, 260 00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:13,163 so Dee Dee can't sweet-talk him. 261 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:14,028 Sit where you want. 262 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:15,508 I'm going to stay here 263 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:19,168 so the pastor can get a sneak peak at these gams. 264 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:22,344 At least we're here for the right reasons. 265 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:27,088 [Knock on door] 266 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:27,955 Hi! 267 00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:29,045 Hey, Dee Dee. 268 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,000 Is Mona up here? 269 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:32,141 No, I haven't seen her. 270 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:35,753 Whatcha doing? 271 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:36,836 Oh, look! 272 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,190 A gift! 273 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:41,063 Freshly wrapped. 274 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,625 Can I help you with something? 275 00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,672 No. Just hangin'. 276 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:46,588 So what kind of present did you buy drew? 277 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,153 Oh, I got this cute 278 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:51,159 little sterling silver rattle, engraved with... 279 00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:52,422 Wait a minute. 280 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:53,944 I never said it was for drew. 281 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:55,088 Yes, you did. No, I didn't. 282 00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:56,136 No, you didn't.Yes, I did. 283 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,290 Told ya. 284 00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,430 I don't have time for games. 285 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:03,082 You're here spying for Mona, aren't you? 286 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,167 What?! 287 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:06,432 No! Now, that's crazy talk. 288 00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:08,438 I would never... ok, i'm up here spying for Mona. 289 00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:10,347 Stop staring at me! 290 00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:11,565 I knew it! Get out! 291 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:12,694 But she was threatening me 292 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:13,832 with the silent treatment. 293 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:16,657 And you know how I hate that. 294 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:17,916 Aw, come on, Dee Dee. 295 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:22,138 I don't like being caught in the middle. 296 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:26,020 Still friends? 297 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:28,193 You women are really getting on my nerves! 298 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,510 I'm glad the craft store was open 299 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,733 so we can finally finish our mobile. 300 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:40,863 Yep. 301 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:46,124 You know, I don't think I've ever ridden 302 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:48,000 in your new car. 303 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,672 You can't throw trash out of the hole in the floor 304 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,482 like your old one, though. 305 00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:55,003 And I miss the hot dust flying in from the vents 306 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,149 and that wire that used to... 307 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:58,437 Yeah, I remember! Thanks. 308 00:10:58,527 --> 00:10:59,697 [Click] 309 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:00,879 [Radio plays] 310 00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:01,964 [Clicks off radio] 311 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,099 Hey! 312 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:05,624 Look, can we stop skirting the issue 313 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:06,968 and just talk? 314 00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:09,097 This whole godmother competition thing 315 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,630 is just petty. 316 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,723 We're obviously both qualified. 317 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:13,802 True. 318 00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:15,627 Some more than others. 319 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:19,073 What's that supposed to mean? 320 00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:21,156 Look, I just think I would be a better choice 321 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,155 because I'm more responsible, resilient 322 00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:24,157 and independent 323 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:25,248 than you are. 324 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:27,076 There. I said it. 325 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,084 [Click] [Radio plays] 326 00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,335 [Clicks off radio] 327 00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,647 And I think I'd be a better choice 328 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,744 because I've been exposed to more worldly experiences 329 00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,094 than you have. 330 00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:37,263 There. I said it, too. 331 00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:38,518 [Clicks on] 332 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:39,740 [Clicks off radio] 333 00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,149 Dee Dee, you got to name our brother. 334 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,478 What more do you want? 335 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:44,201 And you got to help bring him into the world. 336 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,785 What more do you want? 337 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:49,529 Besides, you're only his half-sister. 338 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:51,411 [Brakes squeal] 339 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:52,763 What are you doing? 340 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,172 Well, since I'm only a half-sister, 341 00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:57,501 how about I only take you halfway home? 342 00:11:57,586 --> 00:12:00,106 Ha ha ha ha ha! You're funny, Mona. 343 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:01,627 Ha ha ha! 344 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,851 I'm glad you think so. Get out. 345 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:08,160 [Horn honking] 346 00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:14,521 This is just wrong! 347 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:20,223 And this is my new automatic window. 348 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:22,614 ♪ Don't waste your time on me ♪ 349 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:23,868 ♪ you're already ♪ 350 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,164 Well, it sounds to me like Dee Dee is still 351 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,395 dealing with some issues 352 00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:30,547 regarding her relationship with the baby 353 00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,225 and her position in the family. 354 00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:33,726 This lashing out is merely a by-product 355 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,103 of her insecurities. 356 00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,099 Ok, ma, I appreciate what you're saying, 357 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:38,501 and all your points are valid, 358 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,853 but I don't need a therapist right now. 359 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:41,934 I need my mom. 360 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:45,158 Oh, thank god! 361 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,352 Who does that silver-spoon-sucking brat 362 00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:47,554 think she is? 363 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:48,636 And what did I tell you? 364 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,990 I'll tell you what I told you. 365 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,623 I told you not to get close to those Dee dees. 366 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,010 They're just backstabbin', husband-robbin', 367 00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:57,913 godson-stealin' hyienas in high heels. 368 00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,234 The nerve of that girl, calling my baby 369 00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:01,126 a half-sister. 370 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,865 Well, technically, it's true, 371 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,826 but that's a big part of why I want to be 372 00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,394 drew's godmother. 373 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,921 I want to be special in his life. 374 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,005 Honey, you are special. 375 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,364 You're his sister. 376 00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,443 And it doesn't matter 377 00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:14,681 whether you're a half, a fourth, 378 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:15,966 a third, or an eighth. 379 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,796 That boy is gonna love you no matter what. 380 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,714 And Dee Dee can't take that away. 381 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,410 Thanks, ma. 382 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,187 [Knock on door] 383 00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:26,811 Hey thornebirds, what's crackin'? 384 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,463 Just the man I wanted to see. 385 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,086 What have you dug up on Josephine baylor for me? 386 00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:32,123 Well, I'm not one to get involved 387 00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:33,332 in church gossip, 388 00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:34,441 but I heard it from my boy, whose mom 389 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:35,765 sings in the choir, 390 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:36,878 who heard from a friend who washes 391 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,083 the communion cups 392 00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:38,945 that Josephine threw away the pie 393 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:42,075 you left for the pastor. 394 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,649 Not my special make-you-wanna-jump-up- 395 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:44,555 and-slap-your-mama 396 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,909 sweet potato pie? 397 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,320 Actually, I heard Josephine's been 398 00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:52,402 calling it satanpie. 399 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,533 She messing with my food? 400 00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,706 And she calls herself a god-fearing woman? 401 00:13:56,792 --> 00:14:00,932 Well, she's gonna be a Phyllis-fearing woman. 402 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,319 [Knock knock knock] 403 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:05,318 Pastor Adams? 404 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,019 Oh, hi. Lo there. 405 00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,207 Hey, I thought a hard-working man 406 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,408 like yourself 407 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,060 might appreciate a few homemade goodies. 408 00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,461 Oh, well, sister Thorne. 409 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,237 But I am on a strict diet right now, so... 410 00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,901 Are those brownies? 411 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,896 Yeah, and those are my amazing grace 412 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:19,898 apple tarts 413 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,989 and my mount sinai macaroons. 414 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:24,648 Ooh, well, since you came all this way, 415 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,473 it would be a sin not to eat them. 416 00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:28,521 [Both laugh] 417 00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:29,996 Well, well-y, well! 418 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,386 Oh. 419 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:32,999 Sister Thorne. 420 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,349 You seem to be popping up a lot 421 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,308 around here lately. 422 00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:37,567 Well, I heard a rat 423 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:38,749 destroyed the pie I left, 424 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,194 so I decided I would drop these off 425 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,400 in person. 426 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,881 Well, sister Thorne, you know how people talk. 427 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,361 Not me... some people. 428 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:52,671 People say that you're a sinner from wayback. 429 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,811 Now, I'm sure those rumors aren't true. 430 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,134 One person couldn't possibly have done 431 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,066 all those... 432 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,937 Unclean things. 433 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,729 Well, my conscience is as clear 434 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:04,993 as the lemony glaze on my bundt cake. 435 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,448 Which will go well with the pot roast 436 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,490 I'll be serving at my place 437 00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:08,945 tomorrow night. 438 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:13,218 Huh! Sounds like sinner talk to me. 439 00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,353 We make no judgements, of course. 440 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:16,866 That's right. 441 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,399 But I do offer private spiritual counseling 442 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:24,753 and I am free for the next hour. 443 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:28,186 Well, my heart is heavy laden. 444 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,015 Would you mind giving us a little privacy? 445 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,933 Excuse me! I have so many things 446 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:35,458 that I want to get off my chest! 447 00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:38,552 Dee Dee, what happened to your stiletto? 448 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:41,073 Oh, I had to walk about a half a mile 449 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,157 in them today. 450 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,592 It's a long story. 451 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:48,161 Those are $400 shoes. I have time. 452 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,381 It's no big deal. Mona made me walk home 453 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,341 after I said something that made her mad. 454 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,129 Oh, something about her fashion sense? 455 00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:55,524 No.her gloomy outlook? 456 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,956 No.her tacky mother? 457 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:01,094 Her posture? Her tacky mother? 458 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:02,867 No, no, no. 459 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,492 Well, what's left? 460 00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:05,932 We were arguing over who would make 461 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,618 a better godmother for drew, 462 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,965 and I said that she was only his half-sister. 463 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,356 Dee Dee Thorne, 464 00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:12,968 that's an awful thing to say. 465 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,059 I'm shocked, 466 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:17,107 and I'm from the theater. 467 00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,263 I was just stating the facts. 468 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,891 I didn't mean it in a bad way. 469 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,849 And what other way is there? 470 00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:26,988 Uh, the not-so-bad way? 471 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,993 I have to say, 472 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,945 I am truly disappointed. 473 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,183 After all the work you've done on your 474 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,558 relationship with Mona, 475 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,004 you undermine it with a thoughtless 476 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,431 half-sister comment? 477 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:39,957 Uhh! 478 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:43,962 Wow. I guess I have some apologizing to do. 479 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,176 I should think so. 480 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:47,416 And it was a futile argument anyway, 481 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,551 since neither one of you are going 482 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:49,662 to be godmother. 483 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:50,877 What? 484 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:51,836 Well, honey, that's what I came over 485 00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,193 to tell you. 486 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,383 Your father and I seriously considered it, 487 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,844 but ultimately, 488 00:16:55,927 --> 00:17:00,187 we decided on my evil sister vivien. 489 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:05,150 Why? So she can send drew hate mail at Christmas, too? 490 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,681 Well, maybe drew's christening 491 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,254 will bring about some family healing. 492 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,442 Besides, she'll never show up, 493 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:13,344 and I'll look like the giving one. 494 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,383 Hey, my sister drama has been going on 495 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:18,209 a lot longer than yours. Heh heh heh. 496 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:22,296 "How many times should I forgive my brother 497 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:24,299 "who has sinned against me? 498 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,871 Up to 7 times?" 499 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,257 But Jesus answered and said, 500 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,180 "no, not up to 7 times, 501 00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,345 but 70 times 7"! 502 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,181 Amen, pastor! 503 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,489 Amen, amen! 504 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:41,666 Uh, let's use our inside praise voice, 'Kay? 505 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,147 Mona, I want to apologize. 506 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,149 Won't you listen to... 507 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,550 Shh! 508 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:49,942 But I really... 509 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,285 Shh! Shh! 510 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,065 Would you please tell Mona I'm sorry? 511 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,641 [Whispering] Dee Dee says she's sorry. 512 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,084 [Loudly] Can you tell her to save it 513 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,120 for someone who cares? 514 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,909 Morning, sister Dee Dee. 515 00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:05,044 Rufus, why aren't you sitting up front 516 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,557 with the other deacons? 517 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:10,260 Well, I prefer to dwell amongst the people. 518 00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,750 Plus, they said my suit was so loud, 519 00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:15,789 it was hurting the lord's feelings. 520 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:18,357 Amen to that. 521 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:21,795 Did you pray about our possible union? 522 00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:24,023 As a matter of fact, I did, 523 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,853 and god said I could do better. 524 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,412 A child adds a new dimension 525 00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:30,939 to the family unit. 526 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,332 His parents Dee Dee and Charles, 527 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,546 his sisters Dee Dee and Mona, 528 00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,116 will always find something new 529 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,293 to laugh at or admire. 530 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,509 Mona, I don't think of you 531 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,988 as my half-sister. We're family. 532 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,429 And I hope that you can forgive me 533 00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:46,945 for what I said. 534 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:47,868 If I could take it back, 535 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,132 I would. 536 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,515 It was the most hurtful, lowdown, 537 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,127 despicable, deplorable... 538 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,218 Ok, Dee Dee, I got it. You're sorry. 539 00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:56,679 And it's not like I haven't said 540 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,270 hurtful things about you. 541 00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,364 Of course you have. Like what? 542 00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:05,009 Not in front of god. You're forgiven, ok? 543 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,450 Thanks, Mona. 544 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:10,886 May this child grow 545 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:13,015 in health of body and mind, 546 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,458 and may he make life pleasant 547 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:19,675 for all those whose paths he crosses. 548 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:22,857 I now present drew Christian Thorne. 549 00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:34,035 Mmm, sister Thorne, this sweet potato pie 550 00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,999 is terrific. 551 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,177 Make you wanna jump up and slap somebody. 552 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:41,774 Uh, pastor, there's something 553 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,142 I have to tell you. 554 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,705 There's a certain woman who's been showing you 555 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,713 a lot of extra attention lately. 556 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:51,795 And this woman's motives may not be entirely innocent. 557 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,276 I mean, she may have a teensy bit of an agenda. 558 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,847 Then this woman should know 559 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,464 that since my wife passed, 560 00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,625 I've taken a vow of celibacy. 561 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,643 And I'm sure Josephine will be fine with that. 562 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,637 Bye! 563 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,729 [Door closes] 564 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:14,078 Well, throwing yourself at the pastor again, huh? 565 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:17,039 No, he only has eyes for you. 566 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:18,428 So go get him, sister girl! 567 00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:19,351 You just go! 568 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:20,865 Girl, you better... 569 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,198 You better walk that walk, girl! 570 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,141 And don't take no for an answer! 571 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,443 Hee hee hee hee. 572 00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,118 Woman: Whoo hoo! 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